Farnborough.  Shithole.  Not even where we live or work.  But we are drawn to it like a dog to vomit.  This is probably due to it's vintage shopping centre and excellent night life.

It was in the local landmark/legendary shop Rock Box (this isn't in Farnborough either) the forefathers of Jazzbeard first met, one flogging the other bad CD's by silly unknown bands with stupid names.  Conversation struck when the better of the two disclosed he had see Helmet before they had split up, the lesser of the two responded by calling him a "cunt" and giving him a dead arm.  It was love at first sight.  From then it was a rollercoaster of emotion and nights out at the glamorous Agincourt (further unfarnboroughness).

Our objective with this record label, as with most independent labels, is to pure and simply put out records by and generally help local bands we like.  Whether we will end up hindering them doesn't really matter as no other self respecting label would touch them with a big shitty stick and we'll have a laugh trying.  Join us.

If you feel like your band fits in with the above, feel free to send us demos of your work.  Please send them to the address below with an e-mail address so we can tell you what we think.  For the love of Christ and Krishna don't send us any MP3's via e-mail or we'll track you down and shit on your Mums face, even if she's dead.  You've been warned...

Peace out,
John and Ben the Jazzbeard Men.
xxx